Studio Killers - Ode To The Bouncer lyrics

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Nope, I haven't had no dope

Lift up the velvet rope

Mr doorman stop teasing

I'm freezing out here


See, I've got friends inside

It's my birthday tonight

And I'm not wearing trainers

Not to mention knickers


It's futile to debate

With St Peter at the gate

Made of protein milkshake

And low carb intake


'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door


Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do


Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer


Bouncer, empowered and aroused

I see it in your trousers

And in the way your browse her

Look she's in!

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WHAT! Her dress is up to waterline

That bitch is clearly borderline

Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight


We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door


Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do


Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer


Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical


So you can play karate

You thick illiterati

I'm a black belt in life

So go home to your ugly wife


You forgot in your wisdom

The window to the ladies room

A whole new possibility for a cat like me


Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do


Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer






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