Twerkloose starring Miley Cyrus
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As the film that encouraged us all to cut our feet loose celebrates its 30th anniversary on Feb. 17, it's time to imagine a modern update. No, not the 2011 remake that is – unconscionably – the No. 1 Google result for "Footloose."
Instead, let's envision a different new Footloose, one that stars the one woman in America whose dance moves (solo or otherwise) can still cause a stir.
We've taken the trouble to mock up some storyboards for this million-dollar idea below. Check them out, and then give us a call, Hollywood!
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Miley Cyrus steps into Kevin Bacon's high-waisted jeans and tank top for this Footloose remake.
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After tiring of a life of fame, Cyrus moves to a small town where twerking is banned and tries to make friends.
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But it doesn't take long before her tongue-waggling behavior starts turning heads.
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Cyrus's tractor-riding know-how helps her get by, but is it enough?
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After several twerk-less weeks, Cyrus finally finds a place to release her moves in private.
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Reinvigorated by the power of twerk, Cyrus decides to make a change.
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She forms a plan with her supportive father to have twerking accepted.
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In the end, Cyrus brings her best moves to the town dance and blows the locals away.
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The kids are finally allowed to twerk! Everybody cut loose!
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