Oingo Boingo - Don't Go In The Basement lyrics

Oh..

You can tell a dirty story

In the old conservatory...

But don't go in the basement!

You can make a scene

On the mezanene

But don't go in the basement!

You can fill yourself with static

With the ghosts up in the attic

But don't go in the basement!

You can light yourself a torch

On the old front porch

But don't go in the basement!

Oh you may think that it's real cool

To ride down the bannister like some darn fool

Oh don't go... don't GO!!

Don't go in the basement!

You can feel quite aloof

Playing rummy on the roof

But don't go in the basement!

Where the cockroaches dance

You can wallow in romance

But don't go in the basement!

You may think that it's deluxe

To ride the elevator filled with ducks

Oh don't go, don't go!

Don't go in the basement!!!!