A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks:
"What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says:
"Arr! It's driving me nuts."
Verse 1:
Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid
I got the eye patch, tri-hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till you're limber
Freaky Deaky till you get leaky
Like Run DMC it's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like Arr! Arr!
Flow sick like SARS!
X X X till I hit your mark
Ahoy! Ahoy!
I put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja, skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I'm a mother fuckin' pirate!
Chorus:
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Yo, ho! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Verse 2:
Yo, ho
Sorry bitch, I wasn't callin' your name (Okay)
We be burnin' so hot (Right?)
You can't even capture the flame (Uh-huh)
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats and spoiled brat?
No wait, guess again
A mother fuckin' pirate
I'm over you like I just dunk (Yeah! )
Battle ship you just got sunk (Oh! )
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
'Cause we ain't getting nowhere
With these fucking water wings
I used to be ballin'
Now I'm just straight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous bitches start hatin'
'Cause it's not them that we fuckin'
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runnin'
Chorus:
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Yo, ho! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Bridge:
Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates
(Yo ho ho it's a pirate's life for me)
(Yo ho ho it's a pirate's life for me)
FIRE!
Chorus:
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottlewe we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle cum we go (Yo, ho! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Outro:
(Yo Ho Ho it's a pirate's life for me)
(Yo Ho Ho it's a pirate's life for me)
(I'm a pirate, nigga! )
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