Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas lyrics

Somebody done gone to the Walmart

Man this the stuff I got for christmas

Well you cleaned up what ya get

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dogs

And some parts to a Mustang GT

There's twelve days of christmas

I know that I got it covered look over there in the corner

That's your stuff too!

Yeah

CHORUS

12 pack of Bud

11 rasslin tickets

10 of Copenhagen

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin dogs

And some parts to a Mustang GT

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Man these ain't normal christmas presents

No they're redneck gifts

Redneck gifts

Yeah like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that double as fishing lures

Of if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells

Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive

Or if you've ever misspelled any thing in christmas lights

Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus

What's wrong with that

I never said there was something wrong with it it's just hard to beat

Chorus

Well you know you can't really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentary and visit your momma

Your not lisenin to me get the car key out of your ear

Now I'm gunna do it for you again now listen

CHORUS(x2)