Lily Allen - URL Badman lyrics

[Intro]

Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!

Mom: Alex!

Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I'm coming!

Alex: *Sniff* Gosh

[Verse 1]

I work at home in my parent's basement

I don't troll, I make statements

I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's

Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday

I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!

I get vexed if you don't appreciate me

Real talk, I'll put the world to rights

And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice

[Pre-Chorus]

It's not for me? It must be wrong

I could ignore it and move on

But I'm a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman

And if you're tryna call it art

I'll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman

[Chorus]

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me

Cause I'm a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman

[Verse 2]

Back to calls with no prescription

Short-shorts with conviction

Supreme palace, APC

Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me

I'm a London white boy rapping ATL

Keyboard Warrior that can't spell

I don't like you, I think you're worthless

I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

[Pre-Chorus]

It's not for me? It must be wrong

I could ignore it and move on

But I'm a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman

And if you're tryna call it art

I'll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman

[Chorus]

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me

Cause I'm a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman

[Bridge]

I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream

I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh

I'm a space ghost perpetrator

But I have to violate her

Checked the Tyler the Creator

Blogospheric mimicator

A$AP, Kanye, XX remix

Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex

I don't like girls much, they kinda silly

Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

[Chorus]

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me

Cause I'm a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman